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1. life's a drag queen: The latest in a long line of songs (well 2 anyway: lola and dude looks like a lady) celebrating ambiguous sex roles. The song's climaxing howl will leave listeners begging for mercy. 
   
2. l.a. woe, man: A delightful pun for this deeply personal story of love and loss. And, for more dimwitted non-pop-savvy listeners, an explanation of the analogy contained therein.
   
3. hans blix and his WMD: The head inspector finally gets to show off his arsenal. This Belgian proves that his country is good for more than just being the wart on France's ass.
   
4. put in your diaphragm: A song about knowing your limitations. Especially with the one you're with.
5. flip the mattress: The highest compliment, but the biggest mess. 
   
6. the perils of street-level consumerism in the new millenium, vis-a-vis the internet's increasing market share for niche items due, at least in part, to increased demand for obscure fetish toys (a.k.a. douple-input pocket vaginas): 'Nuff said.