put in your diaphragm

It's been so long since we've been together, I guess that I forgot
how beautiful your eyes sparkle and your nose is so free of snot

You smell like a garden of posies sans fertilizer
and your fridge is full of Irish ales and not Budwiser

There's a connection here, that much is plain to see
I'm horny and so are you so why can't we just be?

Tonight you'll be my woman just let be your man
but I forgot the condoms baby, so put in your diaphragm
tonight it's all about wham baam, thank you maam
but we're all out of condoms so put in your diaphragm

I don't want to try it that way baby, it feels like such a crime
pulling out interrupts everything and I never pull out in time

I'm too immature to be a daddy let's not even go there
as soon as you miss that period baby, that's when I'm who knows where

I'll hit the road so quickly you'll never believe I was here
there's nothing that gets me going quite as fast as cold stark fear

So let's eliminate that problem let's put it in the can
since we�ve got no condoms baby, put in your diaphragm
Don't get me wrong, you�re alright, but staying here I could never stand
And I forgot the condoms baby, so put in your diaphragm