l.a. woe, man

She asked me if I’m with her or not
And she looked so forlorn
And all I could think to say was “both”
Because I’m just so torn…
Because I’m just so torn…
like Liberace’s anus I’m so torn…

Explaining the reference:
Liberace’s anus was so torn because he liked the anal sex. Now that would be a physical pain… While the pain the character in this song is experiencing is more of an emotional pain. Because someone who presumably engaged in a lot of anal sex in his lifetime would have a really ripe anus. And the same degree of pain, though again emotional instead of physical, Is felt by the character in this song.