hans blix and his weapon of mass destruction

I’ll keep this short like my report
here is its introduction

We’ve looked around and have only found
One weapon with that kind of gumption

But it might surprise when you realize
Iraq doesn’t control its function

The name’s Hans Blix and it’s my dick
- the weapon of mass destruction

I’m an Iraqi whore
And I’ve done my share of hurtin’
I’ve profited more from Iraqi wars
Than Dick Cheney’s Halliburton

The damage it would do if unleashed on you
Good thing I’m not a defector

The inspection’s surprise a weapon this size
that’s why I’m the head inspector

Iraq is cleared there are no weapons here
And for that you can thank Hans

But if you checked when Hans Blix was erect
You’d find the one in Hans’ pants