the perils of street-level consumerism in the new millenium, vis-a-vis the internet's increasing market share for niche items due, at least in part, to increased demand for obscure fetish toys (a.k.a. douple-input pocket vaginas)

Civilization has spiraled to its bottom
The ads I see make that quite clear
�Lowest Prices on Pocket Vaginas�
nowhere down to go from here

And if this is the vagina discounter
catering to the horny masses
I wonder where the high end stores are
That sell double-input plastic asses